WHATS SHAKIN MY NIGGAS, IT’S YA BOY THE KID MERO BACK WITH SOME KNOWLEDGEDARTS OR OPINIONDARTS IF YOU WANNA BE TECHNICAL ABOUT SHIT AND YOU THE TYPE OF NIGGA THAT CALLS DEFENSIVE 3 SECOND VIOLATIONS IN PICKUP GAMES AT THE PARK. NAHMEAN IF YOU SHOW UP TO THE PARK WITH RECSPECS ON AND KNEEPADS AND TAKE SHIT WILD SERIOUSLY REGARDLESS OF WHATEVER.
YO IF YOU HAVE A BEARD, TATTOOS THAT ARE “FUNNY” (FUNNY LIKE TRYNA BE FUNNY NOT FUNNY LIKE GUCCI MANE’S ICE CREAM CONE WHERE THE NIGGA WAS CLEARLY SERIOUS) AND GLASSES THAT YOU DON’T NEED TO SEE, THEN YOU PROLLY KNOW ABOUT SXSW.
“MERO I HAVE A TWO TONE DURAG AND MY EMAIL IS @HOTMAIL, WHAT THE FUCK IS A SXSW B?”
SXSW STANDS FOR SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST BUT BY NOW IF YOU BE ON THE INTERNET HYPEBEAST MESSAGE BOARDS AND STAND IN LINE FOR SNEAKERS & SHIT YOU KNOW PUTTING AN “X” IN SHIT MAKES IT MORE COOLER & SHIT NAHMEAN? THUSLY SXSW WAS BORN. THE SHIT IS A MUSIC/ARTS/WHATEVER FESTIVAL IN AUSTIN TEXAS IN WHICH ALL THE VNECK TSHIRTS IN THE WORLD CONVERGE AND THERE’S THE ILL UPTICK IN COCAINE SOLD. NAH IM JUST PLAYIN (I’M NOT THOUGH). I WAS TRYNA GET A SPONSOR TO FLY ME OUT THERE SO I COULD JUST GO OUT THERE AND ROAST NIGGAS ON CAMERA OR WHATEVER, BUT ALL THE NIGGAS MY MANAGERIAL STAFF HIT UP WAS NERVOUS LIKE “HE SAYS NIGGA TOO MUCH” AND “WHAT DOES “B” STAND FOR? IS IT LIKE WHEN I SAY AMY IS BEING A B?”…DANNY BROWN SUMMED IT UP THOUGH WHEN HE SAID THE SHIT IS “THE HIPSTER FREAKNIK”.
THE REAL PURPOSE OF SXSW IS TO SHOWCASE “UNDERGROUND” AND “INDIE” MUSICIANS AND ARTISTS. SHIT IS A BUNCHA DAYS LONG AND ITS A GANG OF NIGGAS YOU MAY HAVE READ ABOUT ON A BLOG. YOU MIGHT COULD BUMP INTO SOME RAP NIGGA WITH A BUNCH OF YOUTUBE VIDEOS, WHO SENT YOUR GIRL A DM ONCE. BASICALLY NIGGAS THAT’S NOT “ON”. YOU FEEL ME? IF NIGGAS ARE LIVING AT A STANDARD OF LIVING THAT’S HIGHER THAN MINE, MEANING NIGGAS EAT REAL FOOD & SHIT, (NOT SANDWICHES MADE BY COMBINING 3 DIFFERENT 25 CENT BAGS OF CHIPS) THEN LOGICALLY THEY SHOULDN’T BE THERE. RIGHT?
NAH NIGGA, JAY-Z IS OUT THERE DOIN SHOWS AND SNOBBILY ORDERING OFF THE MENU SHIT AT RESTAURANTS. 50 CENT IS OUT THERE CLINGING TO MUSICAL RELEVANCE AND DOING SHIRTLESS SHOWS FOR NIGGAS THAT WAS WATCHING FUCKIN NICK JR. WHEN GET RICH OR DIE TRYING CAME OUT. NIGGAS THAT GOT MORE MONEY THAN KIM JONG IL’S BABY MOMS IS OUT THERE IN THE SLUMS OF INDIE MUSIC B. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT IS LIKE B? SHIT IS LIKE WHEN YOU AT A FAMILY PARTY AND ALL THE YOUNG NIGGAS BE OUTSIDE DRINKIN & LISTENIN TO MUSIC OR WHATEVER AND YOUR DRUNK UNCLE COME THROUGH IN AN AVIREX LIKE “YO WHAT Y’ALL LISTENIN TO? THAT SHIT IS PHAT!” AND NIGGAS BE LIKE “PHAT?” NO DOUBT UNCLE JAMAL. THEN THE NIGGA GETS ALL HYPE AND TRIES TO PUT YOU ON TO SHIT AND BE ALL LIKE “YO CHECK OUT THIS NEW JOINT I HIT CRAZY SKINS TO THIS” AND PUTS ON “HOT IN HERRE”…NAHSAYIN? NIGGA JUST BE DATING HIMSELF TALKIN ABOUT HE GOT “BIG WILLIE STYLE” IN THE CAR AND HE BOUT TO GO GET IT. THAT NIGGA NEEDS TO CHILL B. THESE MADE NIGGAS OUT THERE GETTIN SXSW MONEY THAT DON’T MEAN SHIT TO THEM AND ESSENTIALLY TAKIN THE SHIT OUT THE POCKETS OF NIGGAS WHO WENT TO PRIVATE ART COLLEGES AND IS STRUGGLING TO HAVE THEY PARENTS TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY.
I UNDERSTAND THE SHIT THOUGH FROM A MARKETING PERSPECTIVE LIKE YOU WANT YOUNGER NIGGAS TO FUCK WITH YOUR MUSIC BUT FIF, YOU REALLY GONNA GO UP THERE AND DO “WATTUP GANGSTA” TO A CROWD OF FRAIL WHITE NIGGAS IN VNECKS? OBVIOUSLY THERE’S INTERNS AND BLOGGERS AND “HIPHOP WRITERS” THAT’S ALSO IN THE CROWD MASTURBATING FURIOUSLY TO THE THOUGHT OF “50 DOING A WHOLE CLASSIC ALBUM!! LIVE!!” BUT SPEAKING FROM A TOTALLY UNINFORMED PERSPECTIVE OF A NIGGA THAT’S ALSO STARVING AND ON DRUGS RIGHT NOW, THAT SHIT IS PROLLY FULL OF NIGGAS WITH TRANSLUCENT SKIN TONES AND MORE STUPID TATTOOS THAN THE WHOLE CAST OF JERSEY SHORE. MY MAN TOLD ME MYSTIKAL, HE OF THE AFRICAN BRAIDS, IS AT SXSW WHICH IS COOL CUZ THAT NIGGA IS TOTALLY WASHED UP AND IT’S KINDA LIKE HE’S INDIE NOW. NIGGA CAME FULL CIRCLE AFTER RAPING HIS BARBER OR WHATEVER THE NIGGA WENT TO JAIL FOR.
YO ON SOME REAL SHIT THOUGH, SXSW IS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR NIGGAS THATS COMING UP. IF YOU ALREADY CAME UP AND GOT SONGS THAT EVEN WHITE GRANDMA’S KNOW ABOUT, FUCK IS YOU DOING AT A INDEPENDENT ARTS FESTIVAL B? NAHMEAN IF YOU JERU THE DAMAJA OR SOMEBODY LIKE THAT AND NIGGAS GAVE YOU A COUPLE VACATION DAYS AT AUTOZONE THEN BY ALL MEANS COME THROUGH. BUT IF YOUR LAST ALBUM WAS WILD CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED AND I JUST SEEN A VIDEO OF YOU ON STAGE WITH KANYE AND THE NIGGA IS WEARING A LEATHER SKIRT, YOU NEED TO GO DO A SHOW AT A STADIUM OR SOME SHIT B.
AIGHT I’MA HOLLA AT YOU NIGGAS NEXT WEEK STAY FOCUSED I’M ABOUT TO MAKE A MEAL OUTTA PIZZA CRUSTS AND KETCHUP. 100
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